New digs...

***Sniff...sniff***

Hmm....

***Sniff...***

Smells like new digs.

***Looks around...***

I guess this is what Columbus felt like... breaking new ground on "new found" lands.

Of course we all know that the natives were glaring at the Italian wondering what exactly "new" Columbus had found, and so too, blogs are not new. But damnit, they are to me (at least the actual authoring of one, that is.)

So here we go, intrepid explorers, venturing into "new" lands of blogging adventures, hoping that you will at least find my words entertaining if not at least convenient enough to help you kill time with.

What I'm striving for, ultimately, is a back door view into what goes on in a director's noggin... his/her thought processes, rants, raves, and perceptions. Oddly enough, they (they being those things previously listed) will be mostly from MY experience (as I haven't yet perfected the art of mind reading and my Vulcan mind meld is on the fritz lately...) So prepare to read some really jaded shi... oh, wait... can I say this here?

***Breaks out Blogging 101 Pamphlet***

Hmm...

Yup, sure can...

***Cracks knuckles and re-approaches keyboard...***

So prepare to read some really jaded commentaries, off-the-wall remarks, thoughtful/less insights, and overall crap as I attempt to drag you with (whether you care to or not) into the empty, cavernous cranium that resides atop my shoulders, as I direct my shows.

Just don't give me any lip.

Well, at least make it freakin' witty.

I'll forgive wit.

***Sniffs yet again...***

I swear I smell papayas... these damn natives have fruit trees!

Disclaimer: 89% of the stuff I write is with tongue planted firmly in cheek. I just won't divulge which part.

Also, the opinions expressed are mine and mine alone and aimed at no one in particular unless otherwise noted!

My opinions! Mine I tells ya! MINE!!!!!!!

Bwhahahahahahahahahaah!!!
Sorry...

Mad director moment.